Laphicet, Esq.
With a fierce temper and an even fiercer passion for justice, Laphicet works as our primary in-house general counsel. After receiving his degree from Harvard Law he ultimately went out on his own and started his own firm after realizing he disagreed with the crooked pawlitics that ran rampant in the legal world. Although he has a ferocious bite, he has proven time and time again that his heart is in the right place.
In-house general council
Cambrie
Descended from actual imperial royalty, Cambrie is our lead human resources manager. With her calm and regal demeanor she is easily able to diffuse workplace tensions, and despite her position she has gotten a bit of a reputation as a heartbreaker around our studio. With her years of business experience and royal pedigree, Cambrie wears many hats at Clarity Art Glass and is an essential part of the team.
Human Resources Manager
Nanno
Having studied fashion design extensively in Paris, Nanno is our team’s lead designer and primary fashion icon. Rumor has it that she’s never been seen around the studio in the same outfit twice, and she consistently pushes Clarity Art Glass to be forward thinking in both fashion and company culture. Never seen without her roquefort cheese chew, Nanno brings an effortlessly sophisticated vibe to our studio.
Lead Designer
Goji
The youngest of the bunch, Goji works as our resident amateur glass photographer. Still learning the ropes, he aspires to one day be a famous fashion photographer. Although he sees Clarity Art Glass as a stepping stone in his career, that doesn’t stop him from putting his all into his glass photography. Rumor has it that he’s been seen cavorting around town with Nanno after work hours as well…
Amateur Photographer
BootsIE
The oldest of the bunch, Bootsie is our tried and trusted CFO. Nobody is quite sure just how old he is, but rumor has it he single handedly ended The Great Depression in 1939. Given his impressive resume in the banking business, we’re lucky to have him on board, and look forward to the financial prosperity he’ll surely bring us. Hey, maybe someday I’ll even be able to pay off my student loans! Haha! Ha! Ha…ha…
Chief Financial Officer
Fleance
After working for several decades as a humble sheriff keeping the peace, Fleance eventually hung up his hat and became a university professor. He lived out his final years sipping brandy and smoking cigars in his favorite chair, and although he isn’t with us anymore, Fleance’s figure can still be seen sparkling in every glass chihuahua silhouette that Clarity Art Glass creates. And we’ve created a LOT.
Primary Muse
Nick
Intern
I’m just here for the vibes.